The Midtoon Herald, March 2, 2009
Today, in a surprise move, the editors of the Midtoon Herald announced that nothing happened.
"We cannot believe this," said Popeye Ringwood, senior editor of the newspaper. "We are absolutely certain that nothing happened, because we called each and every reporter and asked them. Seriously, nothing happened."
These comments were denied by some of our best reporters, the ones that can spin anything into news. Two of them, speaking on condition of anonymity, explained that "Actually something really important happened: nothing."
"This is the first time something like this happens," said the other. "And if this is something, then it cannot be nothing, can it?"
This reporter is confused, because if nothing happening is actually something, then nothing could not have happened to begin with...
What do you think?
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