The City Can't, but Yes, You Can

The Midtoon Herald, March 25, 2009

The Mayor of Midtoon has not been able to come up with a balanced budget in the last three sessions, but with newly released software from Apricot Tree (TM) you will not suffer from the same malady.

Apricot Tree is a user-friendly software that will help you conceptualize, prioritize, organize, categorize and amalgamize your home and small business finances in an ergonomic, organic and acrobatic way.

"I don't know how I would do my finances if it was not for Apricot Tree," said a celebrity Gecko that probably has never used the software but was paid a lot of money to say that. "Now every time I make a commercial for my insurance company, I know exactly where the money goes. My favorite feature is the graphic report, because I love to see the little bars that represent useless junk go up every time"

Apricot Tree Software will help you make the most of your time, because instead of running your business, you will be running software.

There you go, now, this reporter is waiting for a commission check.

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