The Midtoon Herald, March 13, 2009
Midtoon has been particularly hit by the flu this season. Two weeks ago, it was the stomach flu, now the regular flu is causing havoc.
"I'm totally wasted," said Neftali Rivera, Executive Producer of Midtoon. "Luckily I have an abundant supply of chicken soup."
When asked what brand of soup was his favorite, he simply replied: "Chicken Soup for the Producer's Soul."
The hospital has been getting more cases than usual this year. Luckily, the flu Virus that has been identified in Midtoon is not Bird Flu.
"It would be scary if it was Bird flu," said a spokesperson for City Hall. "We would be forced to call everyone to panic."
This reporter is going to the store right now to buy a can of Chicken soup for the Reporter's Soul.
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