THE MIDTOON HERALD, June 26, 2009
Neftali Rivera, Executive Producer of Midtoon, announced today that the MIDTOON Website has reached 3000 hits. "At the beginning of this project," said Rivera, clearing his throat. "Most of the page views of my site were caused by my own attempts to make everything work, but now, I only check my website about 100 times a day, so 3000 hits is very significant for us."
Not all Midtoon Residents agreed.
"We have had 3000 hits for the entire life of our strip," said Erik Campos, who appeared as if he had not slept well last night. "To put this in perspective, what we have achieved in 6 months is about .0027% of what [another webcomic whose name was removed by the Midtoon Censor Board] does in a day. Out next goal is to multiply that by the square root of all evil and then divide it by the fruits of our labor in order to achieve something more significant."
Javier Campos was more optimistic. "If he wanted numbers,"he said. "He could just sit there clicking refresh all day."
"Don't do that," said John, sitting by his wife Mabel. "We want the traffic counters to give us an idea of how many people actually visit us. If you keep clicking refresh, our traffic data will be skewed."
Skewed or not, Mr. Rivera said that he is going to celebrate this achievement "even if it's small"
This reporter is all for parties. Where are we going?
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