Seminar on Stupidity

The Midtoon Herald, April 3, 2009

The famous philosopher Ilaften Arevir is going to be visiting Midtoon soon to teach a seminar on the subject of stupidity. The seminar, entitled "I am not stupid and so are you" after a soon to be published book, will take the listeners on a mystical trip though the philosophy of the author. I am not stupid recounts the life of Master Arevir as he grew up in the Himalayas until he immigrated to the US.

"It is basically a journey of self-discovery," said Arevir via telephone. "After the seminar, you will feel empowered to buy several copies of my book for your family and friends. You will totally understand stupidity in the greater scheme of things".

We asked Master Arevir to give us a preview of his seminar and he graciously complied.

"We will talk about several theories of Stupidity," he told us. "Only to give you an idea, some of them are the Theory of Relativistic Intelligence, The Theory of Oscillating Intelligence and the Mechanics of Ideas."

This reporter is feeling a sudden urge to purchase the book, but it has not been published yet...

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