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Are you wondering if you are pregnant?
Do you want to know if your symptoms could be the result of a human being developing inside of you?
Find out if your body has been subjected to that invasion we call pregnancy with HPK!!!
Every day millions of women across the globe become pregnant. Most of them don't know about it until after some time and suffer in anguish wondering if they do or don't.
SUFFER NO MORE!
Recent discoveries in the field of Pregnantology have allowed VioTex Enterprises to develop a new, revolutionary test that detects pregnancies at the earliest possible time. Now you don't have to sit and wait. With the HPK test from VioTex, you will know immediately and the results are incredibly accurate. Forget about double testing, forget about confirming with the doctor.
If you receive a positive result from our HPK and you are not absolutely pregnant, send us the test kit back, with proof of purchase and we will grudgingly refund your money minus shipping and handling. What is that for a warranty?
But wait, that's not all.
Call now and you will receive a second HPK absolutely free!
We are so sure that you will be absolutely delighted with our product that we are sending you a second test free of charge (you pay shipping and handling)
What are you waiting for? Get the Pregnancy test for the 21st century. Available now!
WARNING: The surgeon General has determined that under laboratory conditions the chemicals in our HPK tests can cause hemorrhages, migraines, spontaneous combustion, vertigo, parthenogenesis, hemorrhoids, stroke, coronary disease, leprosy and inexplicable euphoria. Our laboratories have not been able to duplicate those conditions and therefore, our product comes fully endorsed by EPA, DEA and FDA.
