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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

False alarms alarm the public.

THE MIDTOON HERALD
September 1, 2009

False alarms are on the rise in Midtoon, according to the authorities, and that seems to alarm the public. Several calls to the police have been made from several locations, especially after news of a potential sighting of renowned criminal William "Sweet Tongue" Smithson in the area. William Smithson, probably a fake name, is known for the brutal murders of at least 12 young blonde females in the last 4 years.

"If Smithson is in the area," said MPD Officer Tina Mollison, who fortunately is not blonde. "There's no doubt that we will catch him. No one flirts with the law"

The number of calls have strained the police force and have already affected the business at Sunbucks, a perennial favorite with the MPD.

"We are asking the public to remain calm," announced the Mayor in a written statement. "There is no need to call the police because your kitty was trapped on the tree. You call the Fire Department for that..."

Regardless, phone calls to the Police are on the rise, and so far, 100% have been proven inaccurate, to say the least.

This reporter hopes they catch the killer soon.


Copyright 2009, Disassociated Press

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Excerpt from Keeper's Apprentice

The following is the beginning part of the first chapter of Keeper's Apprentice, a novel by Nef Rivers (Full Disclosure: Nef Rivers is the pen name for the Executive Producer of Midtoon) At this point the novel's first draft is finished.

KEEPER'S APPRENTICE

EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER I
(FIRST DRAFT)


A sad sunset colored the sky the day Alasaris, apprentice to the Keeper of the Light, was called to attend a meeting of the Elder’s Council of Nassland for the first time.
“I don’t know why the Elders called me,” she told O’rayne, her younger sister, as they walked fast across the deserted courtyard. “The Light of Life is in no condition to be left unattended.”
“The Keeper said you were summoned,” responded O’rayne, struggling to keep up with Alasaris. “Your duties to the Keeper are sacred, but so is your allegiance to the Council.”
“I know,” said Alasaris. “I know the Keeper would not have asked me to come if it was not important, but what can be more important for the Keeper’s Apprentice than to help the Keeper?”
O’rayne did not answer. In fact, now that Alasaris came to think about it, O’rayne had been very quiet lately. Perhaps she should talk to her to see what was worrying her. Now, Alasaris had other concerns. Things were not as good in Nassland as she would like to think. Several things that Alasaris had always taken for granted were failing. The Light of Life, the small flame that kept the world of Nassland alive, was dying, and no effort of the Keeper, or her, seemed to help. Now the Elders wanted to talk to her. Why could they not leave her perform her duties as Keeper’s Apprentice? At a time like this, she should be in the Tower of the Light, Tending the fire with the Keeper and not attending a meeting with politicians and bureaucrats.
The streets were unusually empty for such a nice evening, but then, there were rumors of things coming out of the Void recently. Maybe no one wanted to be out at this time because of that. She did not know, because she had hardly been outdoors ever since the Light had started to fade and because she had no idea of what could be coming out of the Void.
Their footsteps echoed in the deserted street as they passed from one street to the other until she reached the central plaza where the council met. The Council Hall was a large ornate building made of carved granite. It stood at the center of the city of Nassland, but everyone knew that the true center of the world was four blocks away, in the Tower of the Light.
“Wait,” said O’rayne, using her fingers to arrange Alasaris’ long hair away from her face. “You have to let your hair down, Alasaris. You look terrible.”
Alasaris undid the ribbon that held her hair up and allowed it to fall down past her shoulders while her sister combed it into place. The Council was a very conservative body, and would frown at her appearance. Trust O’rayne to keep an eye on the details.
“Thank you,” she said to her sister. “I really appreciate you coming with me.”
O’rayne did not say anything, but her smile comforted Alasaris.
As the women climbed the steps to the great doors of the Council Hall, Alasaris heard a little voice beyond the corner. It sounded like a soft cry. Alasaris was about to ignore it, but when she extended her hand to the bronze knocker, she heard it again. Now she was sure, it was definitely a child crying.
“We don’t have time to lose,” said O’rayne as the Keeper’s Apprentice retraced her steps and walked to the corner. “The Elders await.”
“I will be there,” responded Alasaris. She was not going to leave a creature to suffer if she could do anything to prevent it.
Around the corner, hunched against the wall, a small child, probably six or seven years old, was sobbing bitterly.
“What is wrong, child?” Alasaris asked. “Why are you crying?”
The boy cleared his face. “I am not crying”, he hurried to say. “Men don’t cry”.
Alasaris tried hard not to smile at the boy’s effort to hide his feelings. The kid was bleeding from his knee.
“Why are you here all alone at this time? What happened to you?”
“I fell from there,” said the child, pointing at the stairs of the Council Hall. “My mother says I should not play on the stairs, and now she’s going to be very upset”.
Alasaris knelt beside the boy. O’rayne looked at her meaningfully. Yes, Alasaris knew that they would be late for the Council meeting, but she was not about to leave the boy face his tragedy alone.
“Your mother is probably very worried that you have not made it back home. I will help you if you promise to go straight home and tell your mother the truth”.
“Are you a Healer?”
“Come”, said Alasaris to the boy, extending him a hand. “Let’s do this inside, where we won’t be interrupted”.
The boy followed her happily. A bored Protector opened the doors when Alasaris knocked. They went in. During regular hours, the doors would be open and access to the Council Hall would be available to everyone, but this was a special meeting, and Protectors would be assigned to keep the building secure.
“Thank you,” said Alasaris to the Protector, who only grunted in return. The poor man probably wanted nothing more than going home to his family, instead of being in the lower level of the Council Hall, guarding a door. If there were a job that Alasaris would never enjoy, it would have to be the job of Protector.
“Let’s go there”, said Alasaris, pointing to an empty office to the left, by the door. During the day, Inquisitors, Adjudicators and Exponents would use the small offices on the lower level to hear the pleas of commoners, but at that time, they all stood empty. Alasaris pulled the old wooden chair and invited the boy to sit. O’rayne remained outside, crossing her arms and tapping her left foot on the floor.
“Now, don’t move”, Alasaris said, both to the boy and to her sister. “This will be done in no time”.
“Will it hurt?” The boy asked.
Alasaris reassured him and then placed her hands softly over the boy’s head. She could feel the greasy hair under her fingers as she started. She could have placed her hands over any body part. Other healers recommended placing the hands near the injury, supposedly to facilitate the healing, but Alasaris had always found it easier to do it as close to the head as possible. The center of a sentient being was on his head, and it was easier to find the person’s web from there.
Alasaris blocked all her senses, except the points of contact with the boy. She concentrated deeply on the tips of her fingers, until they were the only thing she could feel. She closed her eyes. As she had done many times, she found herself floating on empty space. Blackness surrounded her. It was frightening to most web healers to encounter themselves in that place, especially the first few times. For Alasaris, it was bliss. She inhaled the cool darkness and looked around her as thin lines of light took shape around her, strands of a spider web glowing under the morning’s sun. After some time, the strands became thicker and brighter.
Alasaris touched some of the strands with a hand she knew only existed in her mind. Seeing yourself as if you were outside of your own body was another unsettling thing about Web Healing. Alasaris always saw herself in Web space as a very attractive woman, wearing a dress of pure white brightness, and delicate jewels of silver and azure. It was thought that the image you saw of yourself when you entered a Web, represented some of your truest nature. If that was so, Alasaris was happy about the way she looked. The one thing she often wondered about when seeing herself from the outside was a strange character she could see tattooed on her forehead. It certainly looked like an ancient rune, but she could not guess the meaning of it. Oftentimes she had tried to draw it and bring it to the Recorders at the Library of Nasslands to het its interpretation, but she could never remember the character after returning to the physical world.
Bringing her attention back to the Web around her, Alasaris began her search for the injury. Web strands were so and frail, even the thicker ones, that there was always the danger of breaking them if one was not careful. Every strand represented a connection of the body and the soul. Each one represented a body part, but also a corresponding soul part. When she touched a strand, any strand, its meaning revealed itself to her. Reading a Web was like exploring the body from its innermost and most basic level.
The knee was easy to find; the injury was not. It was a tiny rip in the web, nothing serious. It looked like it had already begun to mend itself. She would help it a little. She extended her hand and touched the strand. She willed the strand back into shape until it was as whole and bright as were all the others around it. Alasaris smiled. She was good at doing that. She took pride in the fact that she, who was not officially a Web Healer, was better at it than most.
She let herself go. This was an uneasy part. Sometimes, a Web Healer would come back to the real world not knowing which way was up or down and collapse. That was one reason why Web Healers normally operated in pairs, or had a Nurse travel with them. This case had been easy, and Alasaris did not worry too much about getting hurt. It was still a little disconcerting when she opened her eyes, but she did not lose her balance.
The boy just sat there for a few seconds, rubbing his knee that now sported intact skin where the injury had been.
“That’s it”, said Alasaris. She was still holding to the back of the chair for support. “Remember to go home and tell your mother you are sorry you disobeyed”.
Alasaris smiled as the boy ran out of the room after thanking her effusively, but her smile froze when she saw, standing by the door, not her sister, but the Keeper of the Light herself.
“Keeper!” She bowed. “I didn’t know you were here”.
This is the beginning of the first draft of the book. The totality of it covers 246 pages right now.
I am currently working on revisions, so the final product may be diferent than what you see here. It has been a major undertaking, but it has been very interesting. Let me know if you want to see more and I will see what I can do.

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Moon is a spy satellite, study says...

THE MIDTOON HERALD, July 16, 2009

A striking new study by the Department of physics of the Centerville University suggests that the moon may be a spy satellite created by "an advanced civilization that for some reason wants to monitor the activities on this planet". Oskar Katushenko, professor of advanced astrophysics in the mentioned department made the announcement to an astonished crowd gathered at the Homer Simpson amphitheater on campus.

"We have reason to believe," said Mr. Katushenko in his presentation. "That the moon is a spy satellite left behind by an ancient civilization that once inhabited the earth."

The purposes of the satellite are unknown as of this moment and more studies will be needed. Of course all that will be costly and we will need federal funds to be able to proceed to the next stage: Nuking the moon to crack it open so we can enter its control room and retrieve its black box.

How or why the scientists know that there is such room or that the moon actually has a black box, which is a common name to refer to a recording device that tracks flight and communications data on airplanes, was not explained, but rumors around campus point to the direction of the recent submarine expedition lead by the Underwater Civilizations Division of the Paleoanthropology Department that is rumored to have found the ancient city of Atlantis last November.

"The connection is clear," said a paleoantropologist who declined to be identified. "They found the plans for the construction of the moon in Atlantis and because they are written in ancient Atlantean, the translations are taking their time. Now they want to cut the moon in half in search of a new Rosetta Stone to learn the secrets of the people who build the pyramids, taught us language and agriculture and took to their great intergalactic ships and left as mysteriously as they had arrived."

The question we kept asking the whole time was: Why? We texted the question to Isaac Samad-Hallal, a Statistician from the Midtoon Unified Center for the Understanding of Science and he shed some light into the matter.

"The nation that finds the secrets of Atlantis will be able to develop weapons of such power that they will be able to obliterate the planet in 3.14 seconds, a cosmic diathermetrication of the time-math continuum. Obviously we want that technology in the capable hands of our intelligence community, not in the hands of some rogue state or group."

This reporter feels reassured.

Copyright 2009 Disassociated Press. All rights reserved.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

75 Comic Strips and Counting!

The Midtoon Herald, July 1, 2009

There was a party today in Midtoon due to the fact that the comic strip was celebrating 75 iterations.

"It seems like it was yesterday," said a person who declined to be named, probably under the influence of green mint leaves. "Today we are celebrating 75 strips, and 100 strips later we'll celebrate 175!"

Not everyone was happy. "I am 75," said a man sitting on a bench at the South end of the Park. "No one put that on a website, so why do they celebrate a #$%$# comic?"

This reporter is telling the grumpy old man sitting on a bench on the South end of the park that we just mentioned him on a website.

Look, we mentioned him again!

Friday, June 26, 2009

MIDTOON reaches 3000 Hits!

THE MIDTOON HERALD, June 26, 2009

Neftali Rivera, Executive Producer of Midtoon, announced today that the MIDTOON Website has reached 3000 hits. "At the beginning of this project," said Rivera, clearing his throat. "Most of the page views of my site were caused by my own attempts to make everything work, but now, I only check my website about 100 times a day, so 3000 hits is very significant for us."

Not all Midtoon Residents agreed.

"We have had 3000 hits for the entire life of our strip," said Erik Campos, who appeared as if he had not slept well last night. "To put this in perspective, what we have achieved in 6 months is about .0027% of what [another webcomic whose name was removed by the Midtoon Censor Board] does in a day. Out next goal is to multiply that by the square root of all evil and then divide it by the fruits of our labor in order to achieve something more significant."

Javier Campos was more optimistic. "If he wanted numbers,"he said. "He could just sit there clicking refresh all day."

"Don't do that," said John, sitting by his wife Mabel. "We want the traffic counters to give us an idea of how many people actually visit us. If you keep clicking refresh, our traffic data will be skewed."

Skewed or not, Mr. Rivera said that he is going to celebrate this achievement "even if it's small"

This reporter is all for parties. Where are we going?

Copyright 2009 Disassociated Press. All rights reserved.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Mayor: Summer Dance was a success!

The Midtoon Herald, June 25, 2009

The Mayor of Midtoon City declared in a press release that once again, the city of Midtoon has "risen to the occasion" and has celebrated another Summer Dance "in an orderly and peaceful manner."

The Midtoon Police Department has not yet released official numbers as to the incidence of student-led crime during the night of the dance, but Yacob Strokismoy, a statistician with the Department of Trivia and Other Useless Facts estimated that 0.9% of the city must have been covered with "the remnants and evidences of crime-related activity".

There were two locations where Police Officers were seen en force. The first one was Lover's Lane, where the officers knocked on car windows to assess the legal age and the level of intoxication of the drivers and passengers. There were three arrests made, although the minors were quickly returned to their parents when it turned out that one of the teens involved was actually the Mayor's daughter.

The other location were the police was spotted was the local Sunbucks Coffee Shop, where witnesses reported a dramatic shortage of donuts and coffee.

"We were prepared for Summer Night," said the franchise owner and operator of the local Sunbucks. "We were stocked high on donuts and coffee, but the level of activity of the police this year exceeded all expectations."

Officer Tina Mollison, who recently returned from a week long suspension due to alleged police brutality, was in charge of the 'coffee raids' as the multiple police visits to the store became known. There were two arrests associated with these raids. Two Sunbucks employees were arrested for denying service to the police. The charges were dismissed later when the judge determined on a hearing that "the employees did not deny service, they just claimed, correctly that the donuts and coffee were over."

This reporter is still looking for some coffee

THE MIDTOON HERALD, COPYRIGHT 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Midtoon Releases Three Polls at One Time!

The Midtoon Herald, 6/17/2009

In an unprecedented move, the Creators of the MIDTOON Reality Comic Strip are running three polls this week. One of the polls is about feminine preferences between Mario and Erik. We took to the streets to ask people what they thought.

"We don't know exactly where they are trying to go with this," said Matt Rubhard, from Lakeview Street. "Readers are suppossed to choose one of the boys, but the poll doesn't say what it is for, so I'm very hesitant to cast a vote."

"I am not going to lie," added a female who asked us to keep her name private. "My favorite is Erik. I see him every day and I think he's handsome. It is a pity he's like 10 years younger than me."

"I don't like any of them," said a young mother from Pacifica Drive. "Both of them are losers."

Well, it appears that people have strong opinions about the issue. It is still to be seen if the opinions translate into votes.

"We are having less votes than usual," admitted Midtoon Executive Producer, Neftali Rivera from his office in Westfield Road. "We wish that more people would become aware of the fact that the strip will take the direction that the votes imply, but we guess that it may take time for people to get used to the idea that their choices DIRECT the comic."

The other two polls available on the site are more of a preference survey as to what matters most in a comic strip. One of the polls gives people the opportunity to select various items that matter to them, while the next asks them to select only one.

It is interesting that the two factors that seem to be winning on the multiple choice question are nowhere near the top when people have to choose only one.

"The indication is very unclear," said Dr. Nicholas Wyland, from the Midtoon Institute of Statistics and other Useless Facts (MISUF). "It appears that a couple of factors are very common for people, but are not usually their most important factor. When Asked to choose several, various people mention them, but when choosing ONE, they choose something else."

MISUF has been following trends in Midtoon Polls for quite a while now, so they probably know what they are talking about.

This reporter is glad to be back from vacation, Midtoon is not the same without her.

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